Ode to Poo

Of all the hobbies to pursue
Only you
Choose number two

Of all the girls I ever knew
Only you
Are awed by poo

Poo is putrid
Poo is vile
Poo's a pretty pungent pile
Poo is probably not the prime
Panoply of paradigm

But if you're really truly bent
On idolizing excrement
I'll still love you just the same
As one so gorgeous
But more sane
For I adore you as you are
Bright and beautiful and bizarre

Of all the girls I ever knew
Only you
Are my love true

But of all the wishes I could wish
I'd only wish
To finally figure out this freaky feces fetish