I'm Sick

I'm sick! I'm sick! I'm sick I say
I doubt I'll live another day
I've got a headache and stomach flu
Oh, can't you see I'm turning blue?
I think my arm is falling off
I've got Strep Throat and Whooping Cough
Pneumonia, Croup, and Chicken Pox
And Athlete's Foot from my old socks
What's that? You say you've got Fugue?
Oh yes! That's right. I've got that too
I've got Giardia from river water
Measles, Mumps, and Osgood-Schlatter
I'm sick! I'm sick! I'm nearly dead
I've got the Hives from toe to head
A chronic case of Tonsilitis
Cancer, Perthes, and Laryngitis
Anemia and Variola
Cirrhosis, Chills, and Granuloma
Oh, can't you see I'm about to die?
Why me? Why me? Oh why? Oh why?
So, you saw the doctor yesterday?
Tell me! Tell me! What'd he say?
You've got a cold and sleep's the key?
Well, for heaven's sake, don't breathe on me!